Christmas Humor

Sharon

Christmas Humor

Sharon
bag-21467_640A worn-out family caregiver decides to ask Santa for a special gift as a last resort, since no one has stepped up to help.

The family caregiver sits on Santa's lap and says. "I would like a magic unicorn for Christmas, Santa."

Santa replies, "I think you need to be a little more realistic."

The family caregiver replies, "Okay, then, how about five minutes every morning to drink hot coffee and pee in peace?"

Santa replies, "So what color do you want your unicorn to be?"

May you get your magical, colorful unicorn this Christmas! Or at least two minutes of coffee and peeing in peace!