If Your Caregiving Experience Inspired a Country Song...

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If Your Caregiving Experience Inspired a Country Song...

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...what would the song title be?

Caregiving and county songs have a lot in common. During a caregiving experience, you lose your money, your freedom and your patience. And, a country song is all about losing--the girl, the house, the pick-up truck.

So, what's the title of your country song inspired by your caregiving experience?

To spur your creative juices, consider these country song titles:

* If You Don't Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife
* Timber, I'm Falling in Love
* You're the First Time I Thought About Leaving
* Love Will Beat Your Brains Out
* You Can Tell the Man Who Boozes (By the Company He Chooses)
* I Think I'll Drink Myself Into the Past
* I Got Tears in My Ears From Lying on My Back Crying on My Pillow Over You
* Sleeping Single in a Double Bed
* The Pint of No Return
* Your Negligee Has Turned to Flannel Nightgowns
* Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
* It Ain't Love but It Ain't Bad
* Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone
* I'd Rather have a Bottle in Front of Me Than a Frontal Lobotomy
* Don't Let That Doorknob Hit You (on the Way Out)
* You're Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without

(Source: The Year's Worst Country Song Titles)

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Denise

You have!!

LisaD

My husband has dystonia so here's what I came up with:\r\n\r\nJust Because His Muscles Tense My Love Ain't Jumped the Fence\r\n\r\nStand By Your Bedpan\r\n\r\nEven Though You Gait Is Wobbly My Love is Straight and True

Denise

Oh, I LOVE these. Gave me quite the giggles. :)

Denise

I love these!!