Mom: I've been having problems with vertigo lately. You know Mommy had that.
Dad: Virgie Go? Who's Virgie Go?
Me: Clean your ears out.
Mom: A lot of people have that problem, what's it called, Meringue Ear?
Me: Uh no. That's a pie. Meniere's Disease.
Dad: Manure ear? People got crap brain. All that stuff floating around in their heads. That's what's making em dizzy.
Me: You'd know about that.
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